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Happy Anniversary to The Big Blue Whore

Facebook turned 10 years old today....

 It’s been a 10 year relationship with The Blue Whore...

Sometimes you love her....sometimes you hate her.

 

You can’t wait to see her in the morning.

You check in on her throughout the day.

She loves you.....or at least ...likes you.

 

But she angers you.  Some days you hate her...

Sometimes you decide to break up with her...but she always sucks you back in to her torture and her love.

 

Why can’t you let her go?

Because she is the anchor to your friends.

She holds the pictures that remind you of your good times.

She lets you know your friends like you.

She makes you think you’re interesting...

How would you talk to your friends without her?

 

But she causes you to spend time just with her....

You take time away from the real world just to stare at her.

She makes you feel sad and angry when she reminds you that your friends don’t approve of you.

 

It’s the dysfunctional relationship you just can’t live without.

 

10 years of likes....10 years of wanting a dislike button.

Happy anniversary Facebook...you big blue whore.

Thanks for the pokes.

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