So this morning we had a story about a guy who liked to have intimate relations with a couch he found on the street.  I got a bit curious as to what you might call that particular fetish.  Turns out that it is called "objectiphilia".  Not too exciting really.  but I did find another fetish along the way where people get aroused (somehow) by having othe people pretend to be furniture!  No joke.  It is called Forniphilia or simply... Human furniture.  By definition, it is a form of bondageand sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a chair, table, cabinet or other piece of furniture.  If you think that is odd, wait until you find out that they are often gagged and/or placed in position where there is a danger of being smothered.  Weird...I think so anyway.  But...I think that if I had to be a piece of furniture...I would be an Area Rug. Is that furniture. What piece of furniture do you want to be?

Jason Barr