On Tuesday, police in Kalamazoo, Michigan had a bit of a run in with a deer that was supposed to be dead. It seems that some guy told the officers that he'd hit a deer earlier in the night . . . and that it was in the trunk of his car, so he could take it home and eat it.  But when one of the cops went to look in the trunk, the deer jumped out, stumbled around, then ran off into the woods....you can see the video here....mmm, tasty road kill.

Balls.

Jason