"Please don't dance with a knife in your hand."

"You're gonna fall off the couch Honey."

"I like you better when you're sick."

"Never have pants on.  Ready to rock, ready to go".

"You had me at drink."

"What are you looking at? You're the one who fell down!"

"I kiss you to shut you up sometimes."

"Honey, I think your pants are on inside out."

"Running out of cold beer is just as bad as running out of beer."

"Don't cry until I'm looking."

"I wish my medicine tasted like f**kin gravy."

"I want to end the bacon craze and bring back the gravy."

"I could kill you with this back bacon in true Canadian style."

Damn....Life is funny.

KK

xo