Here it comes...an entire day of "How was your vacation?" and "What did you do on your vacation?"

Sigh...

I hate the first day back to work after vacation quiz. 

I always feel like the stories just can't live up!  It's pressure...and a test of memory... because vacation always means too many beers.

So...Save your breath.  Don't ask. Here is the KK Vay Kay summary.

Monday May 28th: 

Decided to remember what it's like to sleep in until noon.  Decided to remember what beer first thing in the morning feels like.

Tuesday:

Remembered how much fun it is to have beers while cleaning the house.  Don't remember cleaning the house.

Wednesday:

Made a trip to the USA.  Spent 40 dollars...suprisingly not on beer.

Thursday: Felt anxious.  Got the poops. 

Friday: 

A rainy day.

Spa day!  I looked great.  Well....as good as I can get anyway...

Packed bag and drove to USA.  Checked into the worst hotel room I've ever seen.  Checked out after less than 2 minutes in the awful room.  Checked into posh, upscale hotel.  Sigh....Thank Gawd for credit cards, king size beds and room service.

Saturday: Woke up early...went for a walk. 

11am: Got married.

The rest of KK Vay Kay was pure bliss.

Life is way too damn good. 

Happiness does exist...you just gotta work hard at it.

xo