"That grill is the smell of God loving us."

"I've had far too much bacon this weekend."

"I gotta make sure my mom is still in the basement."

"I love you..but I love me more."

"I haven't showered in quite some time."

"You know it's a good dinner when you end up with gravy in your wedding band."

"I love you...but I forgot to wash my hands."

"My whole car smells like bad feet."

"Are those my pants?"

"If the dogs can pee in the backyard...so can I!"

"I'm gonna divorce you and marry that grill!"

"I smell smoke....Where's the damn cat?'

"Don't shake your junk on the deck Honey."

Sigh....If you can't laugh...ya got nuthin.

Life is good.

xo