"There's a moose.  I'm gonna go punch it."

"I think my pants smell like bacon."

"Kody!  Don't hump your brother!"

"Anything can be fixed with BBQ sauce."

"Honey, can we burn this?"

"This whole room smells like dog farts."

"By this time tomorrow..you won't remember this time tomorrow."

"I just found cheese on my neck."

"Sorry Honey...I just sat on the dog."

"How do you break your toe by falling down?"

"Why would you try to superglue THAT?'

"Can you help Snickers? He has a boner again."

Take time to listen to the funny in your life.

Enjoy!

KK

xo