"What's wrong with your pants?"

"Au Jus is french for awesome sauce."

"It's gonna cost you a lot to get rid of me now."

"I was busy playing crazy dog and making fart noises."

"I'm in the kitchen stuffing the bird."

"Did I really just watch you walk right into that?"

"Cooking is like crafts...except you get to eat it."

"There's no sense crying over spilt beer."

"You smell like pants."

I gotta put these in a book someday.

Happy Life!

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xo