Stupid things said at KK's house
It's a reminder that life is fun.
Whenever someone says something stupid or whacked out....we say "WTF?" and then write it down.
On a bad day, we read the list of stupid things said...and laugh at ourselves.
It keeps us in check...and gives me material for a blog!
Here is a list of stupid things said at KK's house this week...
"I'm not gonna puke...I'm just gonna cough funny and something might come out."
"If I need open heart surgery, I will ask Dave Grohl cuz that guy can master anything!"
*trip/fall* "Honestly, I thought I could clear that."
"You just forgot that you're not five years old."
"Hammered for me means "Okay, enough...I want to go to bed now."
"I'm in between a burp and a hiccup and I don't know which one is going to happen."
"I'd have no problem stepping on your head if there was a snake in the room."
"Home is where you can look like a hobo and nobody cares.'
"I'm trying to get up but my body is melting into the couch."
"I'm not saying that I'm not drunk....but I wuv you."
Ahhhh...Life is good.