Kristy Knight

Stupid things said at KK's house

Posted By: Kristy Knight · 3/22/2013 8:53:00 AM

It's a reminder that life is fun.

Whenever someone says something stupid or whacked out....we say "WTF?" and then write it down.

On a bad day, we read the list of stupid things said...and laugh at ourselves.

It keeps us in check...and gives me material for a blog!

Win-Win!

Here is a list of stupid things said at KK's house this week...

 

"I'm not gonna puke...I'm just gonna cough funny and something might come out."

"If I need open heart surgery, I will ask Dave Grohl cuz that guy can master anything!"

*trip/fall* "Honestly, I thought I could clear that."

"You just forgot that you're not five years old."

"Hammered for me means "Okay, enough...I want to go to bed now."

"I'm in between a burp and a hiccup and I don't know which one is going to happen."

"I'd have no problem stepping on your head if there was a snake in the room."

"Home is where you can look like a hobo and nobody cares.'

"I'm trying to get up but my body is melting into the couch."

"I'm not saying that I'm not drunk....but I wuv you."

 

Ahhhh...Life is good.

Enjoy yours.

xo

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