3 quick videos - 2 are just bizzaro.

1st up is a promotional video for swanky hotel in Sydney Australia that offers up a lounge lizard version of Welcome To The Jungle, a grand piano that travels and a fatal ending.

Next up is Serj Tankian. Serj makes me tired. I've given up trying to figure out what his lyrics are about and what he's trying to say ...and that's not like me to give up. The System Of A Down singer seems to have enough time to tour with S.O.A.D. this summer but is too busy with other projects to think about a new album with them. The last System albums came out 7 years ago. Serj is about to release his 3rd solo album and says he has written a jazz album, an electronic record and a full classical symphony called Orca. Who does he think he is...Neil Young! Anyways, his new "teaser" video is bizarro. It's short and what little is there sounds fantastic. At the end you have the choice of selecting a one of two videos. Watch this and will somebody please explain what's going on.

The last video is halfway-normal but could cause you troubles if you take hallucinogens. Check out the new Monster Truck psychedelic-styled video for "Seven Seas Blues". The girl with kaleidoscope eyes would approve. For a sweet guy away from the stage, lead singer Jon Harvey looks positively possessed.