The Brain Strain Archive
Jan 2
Australian's call cotton candy "fairy floss"
Jan 3
According to Men's Health magazine...a third of women say men don't wear enough colour
Jan 4
Power tools is the Holiday gift that sends the most guys to the hospital by New Year's Day
Jan 7
33% of pet owners admit to leaving a phone message for this animals during office hours
Jan 8
According to the book 'This is Your Brain on Music'....singing in the car is good for you.
It raises your heart and your respiration rates and releases the good feeling hormone dopamine
Jan 9
According to Men's Health Magazine...our #1 email pet peeve is CAPS
Jan 10
85% of guys say the sexiest thing a woman wears is stilettos
Jan 11
1 in 7 guys refer to their big fat gut as their spare tire
Jan 14
According to GQ magazine...14% of guys say they would wear makeup if it got them a raise
Jan 15
The lie we tell most often is I'm fine
Jan 16
58% of women says a guy's worst habit is habitual channel changing
Jan 17
Treadmills were first used as torture devices....
Jan 18
According to Men's Health magazine...the worst thing a woman can say about a guy is 'he's bad in bed'.
Jan 21
A psych professor at University College in London says a man's brain is not wired to watch tv and have a conversation at the same time
Jan 22
Cosmopolitan magazine says 73% of men say the first thing out of their mouth after getting dumped is the word bitch
Jan 23
Married people apologize twice as much as single people
Jan 24
Arguing with your spouse can help you live longer...according to a study from the U of Michigan
Jan 25
62% of men say the number one thing that makes a woman hot is personality
Jan 28
There are 6 guys legally named Bubba in Georgia
Feb 4
According to onepoll.com....women believe that men named Dave have the biggest package.
Feb 5
Research says having an affair at work improves your quality of work.
Feb 6
The average toddler hears the word 'no' 400 times a day.
Feb 7
According to a survey from Discover Card....most guys just want a good dinner for Valentine's Day.
Feb 8
Stinky office stinks...from Careerbuilder.com...too much perfume, B.O., burnt popcorn.
Feb 11
Most of us have a license plate number...but only 60% of us know it
Feb 12
15% of women send Valentine's Day flowers to themselves
Feb 13
According to the Weather Channel...the most romantic weather is a snow storm.
The least romantic is a thunder storm
Feb 14
A woman thinks about sex 34 times in an average work day
Feb 15
Most annoying things kids say according to Parenting Magazine
1) Mine!
2) Not fair!
3) You're not the boss of me!
4) Now!
5) You never let me do anything
Feb 18
According to Durex condoms...the only country where the women have more sex than the guys is New Zealand
Feb 19
According to Marriott Hotels...most women won't take a bath in a hotel room
Feb 20
According to a survey by Hasbro Toys....the worst thing you can do in public is be naked
Feb 21
According to Playboy....a guy loses interest in sex once you put a gadget (remote, power tool, boy toy) in his hand
Feb 22
According to Travelodge, Friday night is the best night for sleep, Sunday is the worst.
Feb 25
Mensa Genius Top 10 list of smartest TV shows ever
CSI
Boston Legal
West Wing
Frasier
All in the Family
MASH
House
Jeopardy
Mad About You
PBS show called Cosmos
Feb 26
According to Men's Health magazine...
75% of guys won't use an umbrella
Feb 27
A sneeze travels at about 93mph
Feb 29
98% of us agree....the best sex takes place in a hotel room
March 3
Men lie more but women do it better...according to the book "Little White Lie, Deep Dark Secrets"
March 4th
75% of us have hidden in the bathroom just to get away from a family member
March 5th
26% of us say we're getting laid less because of technology
March 6
57% of guys cry when their bride says "I do"
March 7
From none 30 years ago to 3.3 billion worldwide today. The cell phone is the fastest growing technology in human history
March 10
84% of us believe perfume can turn us on or turn us off
March 25
1/3 of guys say they will keep their ex's phone number forever..or until the wife finds it.
March 31
On average, the oldest thing a guy owns is a baseball glove
April 1
Survey says...we decide practical jokes aren't funny at the age of 41
April 2
According to a BBC survey...the most offensive thing you can do in someone else's house is smoking
April 3
More than half of us say we never use it, but we get a new phone book every year
April 4
80% of women say using tools makes them feel independent
April 7
According to the Journal of Evolutionary Psychology..70% of guys believe that kissing is the best way to end an argument with the wife
P.S...doesn't work
April 8
97% of women say a man's dirty bathroom is a relationship ending turn off
April 9
According to Cosmo Magazine...the most sex injuries that need ER visits happen in the shower
April 10
Guys are 3 times more likely to pass out in the dentist's office than women
April 11
25% of us have cried over a bad hair cut
April 16
The Corvette is the most popular Hot Wheels car.
April 17
According to the Social Issues Research Centre....the biggest flirting mistake is too much eye contact
April 18
According to the "Make a Canuck Angry" list..
The thing that angers Canadian guys the most is telemarketers
The second thing on the list is watching thier team lose
April 22
The fishtail, the wedge and the teardrop are all shapes of lipstick
April 23
According to a survey by Salon Selectives...
20% of women would give up sex for perfect hair everyday for eternity
April 24
Doctors in Australia are testing a female viagra spray that is applied to the stomach
April 28
According to Careerbuilder.com.....'caught in traffic' is the the number one fake late excuse
April 29
60% of guys fantasize about screwing a nurse
April 30
Research says a man's sweat can arouse a woman, boost her brain activity and improve her mood
May 1
Woman laugh 126% more than men.
May 2
Tony Stark is Iron Man
May 5
1 in 55 Canadian women have given birth in a car
May 6
According to the book "28 Days"...the best time to ask a guy to fix something is 9am-12noon
May 7
BBC survey says...1/3 of us have gone to work with a hangover.
KK survey says...2/3 of drunks lie their freakin asses off.
May 9
48% of Canadians don't mind if their boss looks at their Facebook page.
May 12
According to mypleasure.com....29% of us like to fall asleep after sex
May 13
According to the Alliance Against Sexual Exploitation...
40% of guys who pick up hookers are hammered
May 14
Q-Tips were originally called 'Baby Gays"
May 15
30% of households no longer have a landline
May 16
According to Holytaco.com (so you know its true)
The PT Cruiser is the car that makes people think they're cool...but doesn't
May 20
Faking a smile at work can cause stress and depression according to one German psychologist
(ya want his name? fine! Professer DieterZapf.....uh..yeah...serious!...They really name em Deiter over there)
May 21
Canada is ranked 11th on the 2008 Global Peace Index
May 22
Each year 6% of Canadian guys get hit by a chick
May 23
According to the United States Bowling Congress....more strikes happen when a bowler's balls are rough
May 28
Finding a parking spot is the #1 thing guys hate about going to the mall
May 29
83% of dudes feel creepy gettin laid if a stuffed animal is on the bed
June 2
In May 2008, the ashes of the inventor of the Pringle's can was buried in a Pringle's can
June 3
According to one psychologist in Scotland...the beer goggles come on after just 4 drinks
June 4
According to a poll by GM....88% of women would rather talk to a guy who has a hybrid car
June 5
According to engage.com....80% of single chicks believe Sex and the City made it more acceptable to screw on the 1st date. Giddyup!
June 6
47% of guys believe the size of the TV totally matters
June 9
According to parenting.com....12% of women describe their husband as Homer Simpson
June 10
men choose the side of the bed closest to the door
women choose the side closest to the bathroom
June 11
69% of guys say work stops them from being a better dad
June 12
According to a study done by the U of Albany...women love kissing during sex....men don't care about it
June 13
A study by an Amsterdam insurance company found that Friday the 13th is the safest day of the year
June 16
A study by psychiatrist Dr. Alias (yeah..that's really his name) finds men with back hair usually have higher IQ's
June 17Cooter was the name of the mechanic on Dukes of Hazzard
June 18
Newsweek magazine says the best sex happens on your vacation
June 19
The tool most likely to cause an accident is the utility knife according to the book 'The Top 10 for Men"
June 20
44% of say the boss talks too much
June 23
One shrink in Colorado says aggressive drivers usually have bumper stickers or vanity plates on the car
June 24
According to livescience.com's top tenlist of bad things that are good for you....beer is #1
June 25
#1 instant turn off for a guy is a chick who bitches all the time
June 26
New research says 46 is the age when we are happiest.
June 27
94% of women have fantasized about screwin under the moonlight....that's 94% bonehead...get off the computer and go get some!
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