SCUZE ME WHILE I KISS THIS GUY LYRICS

Send your misheard lyrics to misheardlyrics@htzfm.com

Heard Wednesdays at 1:15pm during the KK Show

June 4th

MAY 7^TH 2008

Aerosmith: Back in the Saddle

Misheard lyric : for I stick my tongue in your a**, I scream for more.

Actual Lyric: four bits gets you time in the racks, I scream for more

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3 Days Grace

Misheard lyric: this enema

Actual lyric: this animal

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Pearl Jam: Animal

Misheard Lyric: Enema

Actual Lyric: Animal

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Def Leppard: Animal

Misheard lyric: enema

Actual Lyric: enema

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Nickelback: Animals

Misheard lyric: ememas

Actual lyric: animals

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Van Halen

Misheard Lyric: Enema

Actual Lyric: Panama

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Van Halen: Panama

Misheard Lyric:

Reached down between my legs and squeezed my seed bag

Actual Lyric: Reached down between my legs and eased the seat back

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Stevie Ray Vaughn: Cold Shot

Misheard Lyric: Let's go shopping

Actual Lyric: that's a cold shot baby

April 30

REM

From the song Losing My Religion

Misheard lyric: Let's pee in the corner

Actual lyric: That's me in the corner

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Kiss

From the song I Love It Loud

Misheard Lyric: Hungry for the venison

Actual lyric: Hungry for the medicine

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Nirvana

From the song All Apologies

Misheard lyric: Air raid

Actual lyric: Buried

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Led Zeppelin

From the song: Misty Mountain Hop

Misheard lyric: Why don't you take out the garbage yourself and describe what you see

Actual lyric: Why don't you take a good look at yourself and describe what you see

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Metallica

From the song Sad But True

Misheard lyric: Sand patrol

Actual Lyric: Sad but true
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Metallica

From the song: Sad But True

Misheard Lyric: so my dirty work stinko

Actual Lyric: do my dirty work scapegoat

April23 2008

Guns n Roses: Sweet Child o Mine

Misheard lyric: She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they've got a brain

Actual Lyric: She's got eyes of the bluest skies and if they thought of rain

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Def Leppard: pour some sugar on me

Misheard lyric: You got the pizzas I got the keys

Actual Lyric: You got the peaches, I got the cream

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Smashing Pumpkins: Disarm

Misheard Lyric: Sodomy is such a part of you

Actual Lyric: Inside of me and such a part of you

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Pearl Jam: Worldwide Suicide

Misheard lyric: Banana, Banana, Banana, Banana

Actual lyric:  Another, Another, Another, Another

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Weezer: Hash Pipe

Misheard lyric: ass wipe

Actual Lyric: hash pipe

April 16

Rush: New World Man

Misheard lyric: Factory Tampons

Actual Lyric: Turned factory and farms

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Rolling Stones: Jumpin Jack Flash

Misheard lyric: Jumpin jack ...sh***s her pants

Actual Lyric: It's a gas

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Green Day:  Working Class Hero

Misheard lyric: Workin class hero is something to beer

Actual lyric: working class hero is something to fear

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Buckcherry: Lit up

Misheard lyric: I love the rogaine

Misheard lyric:  I love the cooking

Actual lyric: I love the cocaine

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Judas Priest: Breaking The Law

Misheard lyric: Darryl was completely wasted

Actual lyric: There I was completely wasted

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The Cult

Misheard lyric: Scarlet woman, she got me a beer

Actual lyric: Scarlet woman, she got me in fear

April 9

Poison

Misheard lyric: I'm skinny, Bob

Misheard Lyric: Unskinny pop

Actual lyric: Unskinny Bop

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Bon Jovi:  Bad medicine

Misheard lyric: Your love is like bad venison

Actual lyric: Bad medicine

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Metallica: Enter Sandman

Misheard lyric: dreams of war, dreams of liars, dreams of dragons fire and of baked apple pit

Actual Lyric: Dreams of war, dreams of liars, dreams of dragons fire and of things that will bite

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Headstones

Misheard lyric: Owen Sound

Actual lyric: Unsound

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Stone Temple Pilots: Interstate Love Song

Misheard lyric: feeling like a ham and mustard shake

Actual Lyric: feeling like a hand in rusted shame

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Marylin Manson: The Beautiful People

Misheard lyric: The beautiful meatball

Actual lyric: the beautiful people 

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April 2

Finger 11

From the song Paralyzer

Misheard lyric: or your place on my face

Actual lyric: or you place or my place

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Ramones

From the song I wanna be sedated

Misheard Lyric: I want a piece of bacon

Actual lyric: I wanna be sedated

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Aerosmith

From the song Love in an elevator

Misheard lyric: Lovin an aligator

Actual lyric: Love in an elevator

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Queens of the Stone Age

From the song I wanna make it wit chu

Misheard lyric: I'm all naked with you

Misheard lyric: I wanna make you a Jew

Actual lyric: I wanna make it wit chu

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Our Lady Peace

From the song Birdman

Misheard lyric: Get a dong

Actual Lyric: Get it on
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Def Leppard

From the song: Armageddon It

Misheard Lyric: Dickhead, Dickhead

Actual Lyric: Take it, Take it

March 12th 2008

Metallica

From the song Sanitarim

Misheard lyric: its in Ontario

Actual lyric: sanitarium

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Queen

From the song Bohemian Rhapsody

Misheard Lyric: Scare a moose, scare a moose

Actual lyric: Scaramouch, Scaramouch can you do the fandango

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Queen

From the song Bohemian Rhapsody

Misheard lyric: Miss Miller we will not let you go

Actual lyric: bismillah, we will not let you go

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AC/DC

From the song You shook me all night long

Misheard lyric: She was a fax machine

Actual lyric: She was a fast machine

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Aerosmith

From the song Last Child

Misheard lyric: Just a bug in the stream

Actual Lyric: Just a punk I the street
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ZZ Top

From the song: Sharp Dressed Man

Misheard Lyric: Every girl's crazy bout a shot glass man

Actual Lyric: Every girl's crazy bout a sharp dressed man

March 5

Rush

From the song Bastille Day

Misheard lyric: There's no bread, lemony cake

Actual lyric: There's no bread, let them eat cake

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Big Sugar

From the song If I had my way

Misheard Lyric: If I had my weed

Actual lyric: If I had my way

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Ramones

From the song Blitzkreig Bop

Misheard lyric: Let's drink pop

Actual lyric: Blitzkreig bop

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David Bowie

From the song Suffragette City

Misheard lyric: The smell of fat chicks just wiped the smile off my face

Actual lyric: This mellow thighed chick just moved my spine out of place

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Big Wreck

From the song That Song

Misheard lyric: I really love that dude

Actual Lyric: I really love that song

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Nickelback

From the song: Never Again

Misheard Lyric: It's right out there in the waiting room with hose head

Actual Lyric: It's right out there in the waiting room with those hands

Sam Roberts

From the song Don't walk away Eileen

Misheard lyric: I could've laid a giraffe

Actual Lyric: I called her name and she ran 

Feb 27

Aerosmith

From the song Dude Looks Like a Lady

Misheard lyric: Do the dragon lady

Actual lyric: Dude looks like a lady

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Foreigner

From the song Jukebox Hero

Misheard Lyric: Juice box hero

Actual lyric: Jukebox hero

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Nirvana

From the song About a Girl

Misheard lyric: I do pick up number two

Actual lyric: I do pick a number too

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Led Zeppelin

From the song Immigrant Song

Misheard lyric: To fight the whore

Actual lyric: To fight the horde

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The Cult

From the song Love Removal Machine

Misheard lyric: Soccer ball mom

Actual Lyric: Talkin bout love

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The Tragically Hip

From the song: Little Bones

Misheard Lyric: It's full of barf and little bones

Actual Lyric: It's full of all them little bones

Feb 20th

Kiss

From the song Deuce

Misheard lyric: Get up and get your grandma outta here

Actual lyric: Get up and get your grime all outta here

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AC/DC

From the song Highway to Hell

Misheard Lyric: Hey Satan, pay my jews

Actual lyric: Hey Satan, paid my dues

Misheard Lyric: Seasoned pickle on a warm red rye

Acutal Lyric: Season ticket on a one way ride

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Econoline Crush

From the song Dirty

Misheard lyric: She eats duct tape

Actual lyric: She is dirty

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Van Halen

From the song Runnin with the Devil

Misheard lyric: Pudding with the devil

Actual lyric: Runnin with the devil

Misheard Lyric: Ain't got no love, no love in Korea

Actual Lyric: I got no love, no love you'd call real

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U2

From the song Sunday Bloody Sunday

Misheard lyric: Someday Buddy Someday

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Feb 13th

Finger 11

From the song First Time

Misheard lyric: Heard it thru the fart

Actual lyric: Heard it thru the fog

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Van Halen

From the song Little Guitars

Misheard Lyric: Etch a sketch

Actual lyric: Catch as Catch  (we don't know what that means either)

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Jimi Hendrix

From the song: Purple Haze

Misheard lyric: Scuze me while I kiss this guy

Actual lyric: Scuze me while I kiss the sky

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Breaking Benjamin

From the song Diary of Jane

Misheard lyric: Diarrhea Jane

Actual lyric: Diary of Jane

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Green Day

From the song When I Come Around

Misheard lyric: Sell doughnuts at my door

Actual Lyric: So don't knock down my door

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The Cult

From the song: Love Removal Machine

Misheard Lyric: Blood removal machine

Actual Lyric: Love removal machine

Misheard Lyric: Scarlet woman, she got me a beer

Actual Lyric: Scarlet woman, she got me in fear

Misheard Lyric: Salt Shaker

Actual Lyric: Soul Shaker

Misheard Lyric: Shake that Bridget baby

Actual Lyric: Shake don't break it baby

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Jan 30 2008

Van Halen

From the song Panama

Misheard lyric: Animal

Actual lyric: Panama

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AC/DC

From the song Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Misheard Lyric: Dirty jeans, thunder chief

Actual lyric: Do we have to tell you?????

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Pearl Jam

From the song Glorified G

Misheard lyric: Glorified version of a pelican

Actual lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun

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Audioslave

From the song Be Yourself

Misheard lyric: Pee yourself

Actual lyric: be yourself

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Nirvana

From the song Smells Like Teen Spirit

Misheard lyric: Willie Nile

Actual Lyric: a denial

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Stone Sour

From the song Through Glass

Misheard lyric: forever feels like come sitting all alone inside your hand

Actual lyric: forever feels like home sitting all alone inside your head

Jan 23^rd 2008

Kid Rock

From the song Amen

Misheard lyric: Gay men

Actual lyric: Amen

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Bush

From the song Machinehead

Misheard lyric: Got a mushy head

Actual lyric: Got a machine head

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U2

From the song Mysterious Ways

Misheard lyric: if you wanna kiss this guy better learn how to kneel on your knees boy

Actual lyric: If you wanna kiss the sky better learn how to kneel on your knees boy

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Grady

From the song Hammer in my Hand

Misheard lyric: Watch him grab a donut

Actual lyric: It takes rocks and gravel don't it

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Iron Maiden

From the song Can I play with Madness

Misheard lyric: Can I play with my nads

Actual lyric: Can I play with madness

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Rolling Stones

From the song You Can't Always get What You Want

Misheard lyric: You can't always get a Chihuahua

Actual lyric: You can't always get what you want (choir sing)

Jan 16^th 2008

Bill Withers

From the song Ain't no Sunshine

Misheard lyric: Anal Sunshine

Actual lyric: Ain't no sunshine

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Bif Naked

From the song Let Down

Misheard lyric: She's gonna fart and gonna drive me crazy

Actual lyric: She don't have far to go to drive me crazy

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Tragically Hip

From the song Blow at High Dough

Misheard lyric: When you blow and I don't

Actual lyric: When you blow at high dough

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Stone Temple Pilots

From the song Interstate Love Song

Misheard lyric: Feelin like a ham and mustard shake

Actual lyric: Feelin like a hand in rusted shame

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The Clash

From the song Rock the Casbah

Misheard lyric: Rock the cash bar

Actual lyric: Rock the casbah

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The Clash

From the song Rock the Casbah

Misheard lyric: mental retardated

Actual lyric: Fundamentally he cant take it.

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Jan 9^th 2008

3 Days Grace

From the song Riot

Misheard lyric: Let's go to Ryan

Actual lyric: Let's start a riot

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Bon Jovi

From the song Livin on a Prayer

Misheard Lyric: It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not

Actual lyric: It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not

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Rush

From the song Limelight

Misheard lyric: Living in the fish islands

Actual lyric: Living in the fish eye lens

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Econoline Crush

From the song Dirty

Misheard lyric: She is duct tape

Actual lyric: She is Dirty

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Van Halen

From the song Everybody Want Some

Misheard lyric: I took a mobile light looking for a moo pee

Actual Lyric: I took a mobile light looking for a moonbeam

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Against Me

From the song Thrash Unreal

Misheard lyric: Your mama haven't changed any tires to go on to sleep alone

Actual lyric: No mother ever dreams that her daughters going to grow up to sleep alone

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Metallica

From the song Enter Sandman

Misheard lyric: Dreams of war, dreams of liars, dreams of dragon's fire and of baked apple pie

Actual lyric: Dreams of war, dreams of liars, dreams of dragon's fire and of things that will bite