Scuze Me While I Kiss This Guy
SCUZE ME WHILE I KISS THIS GUY LYRICS
Send your misheard lyrics to misheardlyrics@htzfm.com
Heard Wednesdays at 1:15pm during the KK Show
Grady: Hammer in my hand
Misheard lyric: watch him grab a donut
Actual lyric: it takes rocks and gravel don’t it
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Thornley: Make Believe
Misheard lyric: this is what it feels like fatso
Actual lyric: this is what it feels like, if that’s so
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Green Day: Know your enemy
Misheard lyric: chew on your enemy
Actual lyric: do you know your enemy
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Tragically Hip: Little Bones
Misheard lyric: It’s full of barf and little bones
Actual lyric: It’s full of all them little bones
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The Cult: Love Removal Machine
Misheard lyric: blood removal machine
Actual lyric: love removal machine
Misheard lyric: Scarlet woman, she got me a beer
Actual lyric: Scarlet woman, she got me in fear
Misheard lyric: soccer ball mom
Actual lyric: talking bout mom
Misheard lyric: Salt shaker
Actual lyric: soul shaker
Misheard lyric: shake that bridget baby
Actual lyric: shake don’t break it baby
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AEROSMITH: MAMA KIN
MISHEARD LYRIC: KEEP YOUR TONGUE IN MAMA KIN
ACTUAL LYRIC: KEEP IN TOUCH WITH MAMA KIN
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STEVIE RAY VAUGHN: COLD SHOT
MISHEARD LYRIC: LET'S GO SHOPPING
ACTUAL LYRIC: THAT'S A COLD SHOT BABY
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QUEEN: BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY
MISHEARD LYRIC: MISS MILLER, WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
ACTUAL LYRIC: BISMILLAH, WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
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SMASHING PUMPKINS: DISARM
MISHEARD LYRIC: SODOMY IS SUCH A PART OF YOU
ACTUAL LYRIC: INSIDE OF ME AND SUCH A PART OF YOU
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WEEZER: HASH PIPE
MISHEARD LYRIC: ASS WHIP
ACTUAL LYRIC: HASH PIPE
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(SHAUNA FROM HAMILTON)
TEA PARTY: FIRE IN THE HEAD
MISHEARD LYRIC: SEE HOW THESE SLUGS TASTE DEVINE
ACTUAL LYRIC: SEE HOW THIS LOVE STAYS DEVINE
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DROWNING POOL: BODIES
MISHEARD LYRIC: LET THE BUNNIES HIT THE FLOOR
ACTUAL LYRIC: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
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BIG WRECK: THAT SONG
MISHEARD LYRIC: I REALLY LOVE THAT DUDE
ACTUAL LYRIC: I REALL LOVE THAT TUNE
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REM: LOSING MY RELIGION
MISHEARD LYRIC: LET'S PEE IN THE CORNER
ACTUAL LYRIC: THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER
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METALLICA: ONE
MISHEARD LYRIC: TIED TO MACHINES THAT MAKE ME PEE
ACTUAL LYRIC: TIED TO MACHINES THAT MAKE ME BE
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DAVID BOWIE: JEAN GENIE
MISHEARD LYRIC: JEAN GEANIE, LOVES CHICKEN SNACKS
ACTUAL LYRIC: LOVES CHIMNEY STACKS
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RUSH: FLY BY NIGHT
MISHEARD LYRIC: THE CHICKENS ARE COMING AND I JUST CAN'T PRETEND
ACTUAL LYRIC: MY SHIP ISN'T COMING AND I JUST CAN'T PRETEND
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AUDIOSLAVE: BE YOURSELF
MISHEARD LYRIC: PEE YOURSELF
ACTUAL LYRIC: BE YOURSELF
MISHEARD LYRIC: TO PEE YOURSELF, ITS ALL THAT CHICKEN BROTH
ACTUAL LYRIC: TO BE YOURSELF IS ALL THAT YOU CAN DO
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Bananarama: Venus
Misheard lyric: I'm your penis
Actual lyric: I'm your venus
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Iron Maiden: Can I play with Madness
Misheard lyric: Can I play with my nads
Actual lyric: Can I play with madness
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ACDC: Sink the Pink
Misheard lyric: get your wang stuck in your fly
Actual lyric: give you wings that make you fly
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Van Halen: Panama
Misheard lyric: reached down between my legs, squeezed the seed bag
Actual lyric: reached down between my legs and eased the seat back
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Motley Crue: Smokin in the Boys Room
Misheard lyric: listening to the teacher while adjusting my bag
Actual lyric: listening to the teacher rap just ain't my bag
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Our Lady Peace: Birdman
Misheard lyric: Get a dong
Actual Lyric: Get it on
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Soundgarden: Spoonman
Misheard lyric: come on wack it off
Actual lyric: while I get off
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Nickelback: Something in your Mouth
Misheard lyric: and tease them all by suckin on your bum
Actual lyric: and tease them all by suckin on your thumb
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Bill Withers: Ain't No Sunshine
Misheard Lyric: anal sunshine
Actual Lyric: ain't no sunshine
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Audioslave: Show Me How to Live
Misheard lyric: couldn't buy an ass full of steam
Actual lyric: couldn't buy and eye full of sleep
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Finger 11: First Time
Misheard lyric: Heard it thru the fart
Actual lyric: Heard it thru the fog
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Bif Naked: Let Down
Misheard lyric: she's gonna fart and gonna drive me crazy
Actual lyric: she don't have far to go to drive me crazy
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Our Lady Peace: One Man Army
Misheard lyric: and I keep on farting
Actual lyric: I remember falling
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BUSH: MACHINEHEAD
Misheard lyric: He's got a mushy head
Actual lyric: he's got a machine head
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KORN: TWISTED TRANSISTOR
Misheard lyric: Hey you, hey you, gramma's little sister
Actual lyric: Hey you, hey you, devil's little sister
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SAM ROBERTS: DON'T WALK AWAY EILEEN
Misheard lyric: I could have laid a giraffe
Actual lyric: I call her name and she ran
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LED ZEPPELIN: ROCK N ROLL
Misheard lyric: Liquor and whores just couldn't walk right
Actual lyric: making vows that just can't work right
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ZZ TOP: SHARP DRESSED MAN
Misheard lyric: Shot glass man
Actual lyric: Sharp dressed man
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BUSH: MACHINEHEAD
Misheard lyric: He's got a mushy head
Actual lyric: he's got a machine head
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KORN: TWISTED TRANSISTOR
Misheard lyric: Hey you, hey you, gramma's little sister
Actual lyric: Hey you, hey you, devil's little sister
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SAM ROBERTS: DON'T WALK AWAY EILEEN
Misheard lyric: I could have laid a giraffe
Actual lyric: I call her name and she ran
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LED ZEPPELIN: ROCK N ROLL
Misheard lyric: Liquor and whores just couldn't walk right
Actual lyric: making vows that just can't work right
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ZZ TOP: SHARP DRESSED MAN
Misheard lyric: Shot glass man
Actual lyric: Sharp dressed man
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PUDDLE OF MUDD: PSYCHO
Misheard lyric: you're the one who is a pregnant psycho
Actual lyric: You're the one who is a paranoid psycho
========================================Def Leppard: Photograph
Misheard lyric: Buy some dinner, you're too much
Actual lyric: passion killer, you're too much
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Ozzy Osbourne: Crazy Train
Misheard lyric: I know that pizza goes with broccoli
Actual lyric: I know that things are going wrong for me
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ACDC: Highway to Hell
Misheard lyric: seasoned pickle on a warm red ride
Actual lyric: Season ticket on a one way ride
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Green Day: When I Come Around
Misheard lyric: selling donuts at my door
Actual Lyric: so don't knock down my door
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Van Halen: Ain't talkin bout love
Misheard lyric: Eat turkey for lunch
Actual lyric: ain't talkin bout love
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Van Halen: Runnin with the Devil
Misheard lyric: puddin with the devil
Actual Lyric: Runnin with the devil
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Rolling Stones: You Can't Always Get What You Want
Misheard lyric: You can't always get a chihuahua
Actual Lyric: You can't always get what you want
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Danko Jones: Baby Hates Me
Misheard lyric: If we don't stop poopin in the coffee
Actual lyric: if we don't stop put me in a coffin
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Ill Scarlett: Nothing Special (f-word edit)
Misheard Lyric: this is the part of the song where I just don't give a poop about what you want
Actual Lyric: this is the part of the song where I just don't give a (f-word edit) about what you want
Misheard lyric: bud lite
Actual lyric: believe
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Pearl Jam: Rearview Mirror
Misheard lyric: energygade, 95 beer
Actual lyric: enmity gaged, united by fear
Misheard lyric: what I'd give now for beer
Actual lyric: what I could not forgive
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Misheard lyric: pissed on my plate, swallowed it down
Actual lyric: Fist on my plate, swallowed it down
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Misheard lyric: sock feet, so much cleaner
Actual lyric: saw things, so much clearer
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Metallica: Cyanide
Misheard Lyric: ACDC
Actual Lyric: Empty they say
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ACDC: Hard as a Rock
Misheard lyric: her hot potatoes will all offend you
Actual lyric: her hot potatoes will elevate you
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Misheard lyric: a rollin rock, electric shock. She keeps lickin that dumpster
Actual lyric: a rollin rock, electric shock, she gives a lickin that doesn't stop
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Elton John: Bennie and the Jets
Misheard lyric: she's got electric boobs
Actual lyric: she's got electric boots
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Sammy Hagar: I can't drive 55
Misheard lyric: a big black and white come and touched my boob again
Actual lyric: a big black and white come and crushed my groove again
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U2: Get On Your Boots
Misheard lyric: sexy boobs
Actual lyric: sexy boots
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Finger 11
Misheard Lyric: anal sunshine
Actual Lyric: ain't no sunshine
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Billy Talent: Try Honesty
Misheard lyric: Forgive me father I shot your brother
Actual lyric: Forgive me father why should you bother
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Nickelback: Something in your mouth
Misheard lyric: and tease them all by suckin on your bum
Actual lyric: and tease them all by suckin on your thumb
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Rage Against The Machine
Misheard Lyric: ball sack parade
Actual Lyric: bulls on parade
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The Offspring: You're gonna go far kid
Misheard lyric: You're gonna go f*&% it
Actual Lyric: You're gonna go far kid
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ACDC: Thunderstuck
Misheard lyric: Sunday
Actual Lyric: Thunder
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Pearl Jam: Rearview Mirror
Misheard Lyric: pissed on my plate, swallowed it down
Actual Lyric: fist on my plate, swallowed it down
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ACDC: Let's Get It Up
Misheard lyric: on par with my lebanese
Actual lyric: a pirate of my lovin needs
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Ramones: Blitzkrieg Bop
Misheard lyric: let's drink pop
Actual lyric: blitzkrieg bop
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Pearl Jam: Animal
Misheard Lyric: Enema
Actual Lyric: Animal
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Def Leppard: Animal
Misheard lyric: enema
Actual Lyric: enema
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3 Days Grace
Misheard lyric: this enema
Actual lyric: this animal
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Nickelback: Animals
Misheard lyric: ememas
Actual lyric: animals
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Van Halen
Misheard Lyric: Canada
Misheard Lyric: animal
Misheard Lyric: padded bra
Misheard Lyric: cannonball
Misheard Lyric: Enema
Actual Lyric: Panama
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steve
Def Leppard: Photograph
Misheard Lyric: buy some dinner, you're too much
Actual Lyric: passion killer, you're too much
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Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
Misheard lyric: you got the pizza I got the keys
Actual lyric: You got the peaches I got the cream
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ACDC: You Shook Me All Night Long
Misheard lyric: she had me circumsized
Actual lyric: she had the slightless eyes
ACDC: You Shook Me All Night Long
Misheard lyric: she was a fax machine
Actual lyric: she was a fast machine
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ACDC: Rock n Roll Train
Misheard Lyric: shake it shake it take it to the slut
Actual Lyric: shake it shake it take it to the spot
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Audioslave: Show Me How To Live
Misheard lyric: couldn't buy an ass full of steam
Actual lyric: couldn't buy and eyeful of sleep
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Soundgarden: Spoonman
Misheard lyric: come on wack it off
Actual lyric: come on while I get off
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Sammy Hagar: I can't drive 55
Misheard lyric: a big black and white come and touched my boob again
Actual lyric: a big black and white come and crushed my groove again
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ACDC: Sink The Pink
Misheard Lyric: get our wang stuck in your fly
Actual lyric: give you wings to make you fly
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Van Halen: Panama
Misheard Lyric: Reached down between my legs and squeezed my seed bag
Actual lyric: Reached down between my legs and eased the seat back
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Audioslave: Be Yourself
Misheard Lyric: pee yourself
Actual lyric: Be yourself
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REM: Losing My Religion
Misheard Lyric: That's pee in the corner
Actual lyric: That's me in the corner
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ACDC: Hard as a Rock
Misheard lyric: a rollin rock, electric shock, she keeps lickin that dumpster
Actual lyric: a rollin rock, electric shock, it gives a lickin that don't stop
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Die Manniquin: Save by Strangers
Misheard lyric: Runny Nose
Actual Lyric: I need it
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Finger 11: Good times
Misheard lyric: wearing a wet rug
Actual lyric: where it all went wrong
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ACDC: Jailbreak
Misheard Lyric: Jail bait
Actual lyric: Jail break
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Green Day: Holiday
Misheard lyric: don't criticize your girlfriend meg
Actual lyric: ...who criticize your government
(peebone's buddy caught him singing)
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Rolling Stones: Paint it Black
Misheard lyric: no more will my green seagull go turn a deeper blue
Actual lyric: No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue
(Lisa from Fonthill)
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Kiss: Deuce
Misheard lyric: get up and get your gramma outta here
Actual lyric: Get up and get your grime all outta here
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From Jeff
Korn: Twisted Transistor
Misheard Lyric: Hey you hey you Gramma's little sister
Actual Lyric: Devil's little sister
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(from Ashley)
Aerosmith: Dude looks like a Lady
Misheard lyric: Do me like a lady
Misheard lyric: to the dragon lady
Misheard lyric: do the funky lady
Actual Lyric: dude looks like a lady
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Billy Talent: Red Flag
Misheard lyric: we don't eat ham
Actual lyric: We don't need them
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Disturbed: Inside the fire
Misheard lyric: she was stinkin and then forsaken
Actual lyric: she was taken and then foresaken
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Nickelback: Rockstar
Misheard lyric: Live on hilltops possums driving 15 cars
Actual lyric: Live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars
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Ozzy: Bark at the Moon
Misheard lyric: pocket the mole
Actual lyric: bark at the moon
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Ozzy: Crazy Train
Misheard lyric: I'm going after elves on a crazy train
Actual lyric: I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
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Ozzy: Crazy Train
Mishead lyric: I know that pizza goes with brocolli
Actual Lyric: I know that things are going wrong for me
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Theory of a Deadman: Bad Girlfriend
Misheard lyric: She likes to pull my hair when I'm makin cottage cheese
Actual lyric: She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
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David Bowie: Suffragette City
Misheard lyric: the smell of fat chicks just put my smile out of place
Actual lyric: this mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place
Misheard lyric: can't afford the chicken
Actual lyric: Oh dont lean on me man, cause you cant afford the ticket
Misheard lyric: cause you aint got time for chicken
Actual lyric: cause you ain't got time to check it
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Van Halen: Ain't talkin bout love
Misheard lyric: Eat turkey for lunch
Actual lyric: ain't talkin bout love
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Eddie Money: 2 Tickets to Paradise
Misheard lyric: I got 2 chickens to paralyze
Actual lyric: I got to tickets to paradise
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Bush: Glycerine
Misheard lyric: bamboo water gun
Actual lyric: bad moon white again
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I Mother Earth: One More Astronaut
Misheard lyric: Mow the lawns
Actual lyric: and the dying stars mow the lawns
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Metallica: Sad But True
Misheard lyric: Sand patrol
Actual Lyric: Sad but true
Metallica: Sad But True
Misheard Lyric: so my dirty work stinko
Actual Lyric: do my dirty work scapegoat
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Metallica: Enter Sandman
Misheard lyric: dreams of war, dreams of liars, dreams of dragons fire and of baked apple pie
Actual Lyric: Dreams of war, dreams of liars, dreams of dragons fire and of things that will bite
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Metallica: Sanitarim
Misheard lyric: its in Ontario
Actual lyric: sanitarium
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Metallica: One
Misheard lyric: Tied to machines that make me pee
Actual lyric: Tied to machines that make me be
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Motley Crue: Smokin in the Boys Room
Misheard Lyric: listening to the teacher while adjusting my bag
Actual Lyric: listening to the teacher well it just ain't my bag
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Rush: Fly By Night
Misheard lyric: chickens are coming and I just can't pretend
Actual lyric: my ship isn't coming and I just can't pretend
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Rush: New World Man
Misheard lyric: he's a radio receiver tuned to factory tampons
Actual lyric: He's a radio receiver tuned to factories and farms
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Rush: Limelight
Misheard lyric: living in the fish islands
Actual lyric: living in the fish eye lens
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Def Leppard: Animal
Misheard Lyric: dickhead dickheadActual Lyric: take it take it
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Sam Roberts: Don't walk away Eileen
Misheard lyric: I could have laid a giraffe
Actual lyric: I called her name and she ran
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Teenage Head: Disgusteen
Misheard lyric: I'm Disco Steve
Actual lyric: I'm Disgusteen
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Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze
Misheard Lyric: Scuze me while I kiss this guy
Actual Lyric: scuze me while I kiss the sky
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U2: Mysterious Ways
Misheard lyric: If you wanna kiss this guy better learn how to kneel
Actual lyric: If you wanna kiss the sky better learn how to kneel
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Foo Fighters: Learn to Fly
Misheard lyric: Looking for this guy to save me
Actual lyric: Looking for the sky to save me
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Russ sent this in
Led Zeppelin: Rock n Roll
Misheard Lyric: Liquor and whores...just couldn't walk right
Actual Lyric: making vows that just can't work right
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Green Day: When I Come Around
Misheard lyric: Selling donuts at my door
Actual Lyric: So don't knock down my door
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Rush: Bastille Day
Misheard lyric: Lemony cake
Actual Lyric: let them eat cake
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Tragically Hip: Little Bones
Misheard lyric: its full of barf and little bones
Actual Lyric: its full of all them little bones
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The Clash: Rock the Casbah
Misheard Lyric: metal retardated
Actual Lyric: Fundamentally he cant take it.
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Metallica: Master of Puppets
Misheard lyric: peeing on your dad's construction
Actual lyric: leading on your deaths construction
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Metallica: One
Misheard lyric: Tied to machines that make me pee
Actual lyric: Tied to machines that make me be
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Iron Maiden: Can I play with madness
Misheard lyric: Can I play with my nads
Actual Lyric: Can I play with madness
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Judas Priest: Nostradamus
Misheard Lyric: Lost pajamas
Actual Lyric: Nostradamus
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Rolling Stones: You can't always get what you want
Misheard lyric: You can't always get a Chihuahua
Actual Lyric: You can't always get what you want
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Rolling Stones: Jumpin Jack Flash
Misheard lyric: shites her pants
Actual Lyric: it's a gas
