About the show
Q) Why isn't your picture on the website?
A) Because you're a sneaky little stalker and you creep me out.
Q) Why isn't your email address posted?
A) If you have something to say, have the balls to call.....The above answer also applies to this question.
Q) What do you look like?
A) Lemmy from Motorhead in a prom dress.
Q) Do you want to go out sometime?
A) No.
Q) What's your favorite band?
A) I don't have one
Q) What was the answer to yesterday's Brain Strain?
A) Brain Strain answers are posted here and will soon be on Twitter and Facebook.
Q) Can I buy you a beer?
A) YES! But I won't drink it with you.
Q) Did you pose in Playboy back in the 80's?
A) Sorry...that was another chick named Kristy Knight. You've been whackin to the wrong chick!
Q) Do you drink before the show?
A) No.
Q) Do you get high before the show?
A) No.
Q) Are you and Diane Daniels the same person?
A) No.
Q) Why are you so happy all the time?
A) I get paid to say "Here's AC/DC".
Q) Why are you so mean?
A) I'm not mean. You're mother breast fed you too long and has never said "no" to you.
Q) Do you know my brother?
A) No.
Q) Remember that time you shook my hand?
A) No.
Q) Can you play "Crazy Bitch".
A) Maybe later
Latest blog quote
We all want to be rock stars.
Some of us actually got off our asses and learned to play only to figure out that we don't play well enough to be a rock star.
Others always thought about buying a guitar or a set of drums but weed was always more important. Priorities I guess...
Some of us do play well and had the guts to form a band.Then the bass player screwed the lead singer's chick and the drummer had a sex change and you discovered cocaine...then it all fell apart.
